Have You Been To The Beach Lately?

The beach used to be a place you could go to relax and unwind, but judging by the following pictures, people don't enjoy the simple (or sane) life anymore. Check out these wild photos from people who forgot how to beach. Or perhaps they over beached?

Seagull Snatch

Where there are beaches, there are seagulls. And they don't give a shit. Why these people seem to think that water is going to bother a seagull (that lives by a large body of water) is beyond us — do they really think it's thirsty?

Highly Evolved

Seriously, who brings a chimp to a beach? It's pretty much asking for trouble, and have you seen the nails on one? At least it's smiling, and for anyone who doesn't believe in evolution, this photo pretty much proves that men are direct descendants of apes.

Catch a Wave

Old larger man, check. Weak plastic chair, check. Large body of water that has, you know, tides, check. Someone's going to make a splash — it's pretty much perfect Fail Army fodder. Oh, and do you think he has enough sunblock on his middle? Because that's going to hurt if it burns ...