It's been a while since most people have flown and clearly some people have forgotten plane etiquette altogether. The following list is a great guide of what NOT to do next time you board a plane.

Tuckered Out

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If little labs can't keep their eyes open, then you know the wait at the airport has been grueling. These small pups are literally the epitome of energy- and they are out for the count.

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It's Not Gay If It's TSA

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This guy is amazing. Not only did he find that cool shirt, but he had the guts to wear it while flying. Even more amazing, he actually did get "randomly" searched making it all worth it.

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Just a Quick Nap

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While this is an incredibly creative way to get a flat napping surface, we wager it didn't go so well when she heard her alarm go off and attempted to jump up.

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Walk, Don't Run

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If this is not symbolic of the obesity epidemic in America then we don't know what is. This is perhaps the laziest way to take a moving conveyor belt ever.

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Selfie Blast

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Her poor seatmate is plastered all over the internet and has no waking memory of this photo. That will teach him to sleep on a flight.

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Just Dickin' Around

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Clearly, the men on the ground have way too much time on their hands. Perhaps they should spend more time shoveling the snow and less time animating it.

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Makeout Police

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This airport drop-off is not going to be the backdrop for any emotional, romantic farewells. That is, unless you can get the fireworks moving in under three minutes.

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Dare Gone Wrong?

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From the looks of things, the flight attendants have been playing truth or dare and this poor woman is trying to demonstrate you can in fact sneak an entire human onto a flight in the overhead bay.

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We Thinks Doth Protest Too Much

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Honestly, now we really want to know what is in that bag. The fact that someone felt the need to spell this one out is pretty suspicious.

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Hint: Those Aren't Footrests

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Clearly, this person was never yelled at by their parents, so we will do it for them. Keep your feet to yourself and don't kick the back of the seat

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No Use Crying Over Spilled Pretzels

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While we aren't quite sure this is a real hazard, we suppose cleaning up crumbs is a lot more work than cleaning up whole pretzels.

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Mind Yo Business

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We suppose it's slightly better than children peaking under bathroom stalls, but what we really want to know is what is this guy doing in the terminal?

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Highly Sought After Seat Partner

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Most people have stories of the worst plane aisle mates, but we have a feeling that very few men would complain about sitting next to this one.

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The Truth in Pictures

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It doesn't matter who you are, if you have to go you have to go as these clever bathroom signs equally convey to airport visitors.

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Don't Be So Serious

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It's pretty clear these guys don't know what they are standing by, but we would give good money to see their facial expressions when they spot this viral snap.

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What's Cookin'?

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Emotional support animals have gotten a bit out of hand unless you are this turkey leaving the farm before Thanksgiving. We totally get you, dude.

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What's in That Bottle?

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While we are pretty sure that flight attendants don't get to drink while on the job, everything about this photo suggests they may have consumed just a bit.

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Yeah, Baby!

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This has Austin Powers written all over it, sans the heels. Actually, the heels are a go also since Austin did love his platforms. For us though, we love that this guy can strut in heels but still has a flip phone.

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Careful- Fragile

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Somewhere there is a Saint Bernard in cargo freaking out about the condition of his precious stick angry because his human counterparts packed too much to check it.

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Airport Casual

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Some people believe in only wearing comfy clothes to the airport, but perhaps those same people should make sure that they still remember to pop their underwear on underneath.

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Is That Really Any Better?

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Those look like the most uncomfortable airport chairs ever. In fact, they look like playground equipment straight off the play place at McD's. Still, this can't be any more comfortable.

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Nope, Not Even for You Robin Hood

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The fact that someone thought an airline was just going to chill with a bow and arrow is the only thing more absurd than someone literally carrying a bow and arrow in the carry-on.

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Looking for an Upgrade

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Perhaps this lady is just making sure that she doesn't set off the metal detector. The lack of an underwire ought to help with that.

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Human Sticker Book

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Any parent with small children knows the horror of a long layover, and this dad is clearly taking one for the team. He's going to regret his decision however when pulling them off his hairy arms.

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Foolproof Scheme

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This guy has clearly been burnt when checking bags before, and he isn't going to get burnt again. Pretty hard to mistakenly grab that bag.

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Don't Knock It ‘Til You Try It

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No one likes to find out their connecting flight is on the other side of the terminal, but this guy clearly has clearly figured out how to travel with small humans.

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It Was Kismet

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The fact that these two ended up in the same VIP room together at the same airport is clearly a sign that divine intervention is a real thing.

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Hanging Low

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While this is an incredibly realistic rendition of a bull, we aren't sure that the sculptor really had to go all in. It's not really what you need at face level while sitting down to dine.

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Maybe Don't Screen That

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Either this is the worst mother ever, or they are attempting to get a free full-body CT scan out of a simple trip to the airport.

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Granny Threats

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We aren't sure what led to a full body examination here, but we are pretty sure Granny isn't a major threat to terminal safety. Sure, she can be a little critical of our life choices, but she's not dangerous.

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Flight Attendant Initiation

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You can't really call yourself a flight attendant until you can prove that you can fit yourself into the overhead bay at will.

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Close Your Mouth Dude

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And this is exactly why airports only give out pretzels and nuts because absolutely no one wants to clean up these kinds of messes.

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Life Hacks

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While we aren't doubting that this trick works, it reeks of an Instagram hack where the solution is easier than the hack. Someone just show this man how to zoom in.

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Just Say No to Themed Airports

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We aren't quite sure why someone decided to create a themed airport terminal, but we are pretty sure that person was fired because this is one of the ugliest things we have ever seen.

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Yes Please

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If all flight attendants looked this way then we bet that fewer people would act up. Or at least half of the passengers wouldn't act up.

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Downward Dog

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Every regular flyer feels like that some days, but we don't actually put our heads between our knees. Hopefully, this guy was able to reset and carry on.

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Pretty Dang Cool

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If this wasn't planned, then this is about the coolest thing that ever happened. If it was planned, well dang it, it's still pretty cool.

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It's Called a Hair Tie

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This guy is being a pretty good sport about not having access to his video monitor, but we imagine the urge to reach out and pull her hair was very real.

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Pants Much?

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We aren't sure what was going on here, or that we even want to. However, as a general rule of thumb, private cabin or not, you should always make sure your pants are on before standing.

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Peeping Mary

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The best way to keep your toddler from touching a filthy bathroom? By hosting her on your shoulders and letting her creep on pretty much everyone else.

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Elevator Socks

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We are pretty sure this is equivalent to listening to elevator music in an elevator but in the world of socks. It cannot feel good to own socks that match the airport floor.

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Fly United

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We want to know where all of these sexy flight attendants have been hiding because they certainly don't look like Bertha and Fred from our last flight.

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I'll Fly Standby

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Although we probably think this is just a pilot with a good sense of humor, we also think we'd opt for a standby flight if we saw our pilot enter the plane with a cane.

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Creeper Toes

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Most people worry about fighting for armrest space with the passenger beside them, but this poor guy has to share with someone's toes from behind him. At least they appear to be well-maintained.

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That's One Fine Neck Pillow

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Absolutely no one in the airport lounge is thinking about neck pillows right now, we can guarantee that. Maybe opt for colored fabric next time.

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Did He Pay for That Seat?

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Okay, normally a nosy passenger is the worst type to sit by, but if this guy spent the entire flight staring at us we wouldn't be angry at all.

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Our Hero

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This guy clearly has a great sense of humor and deserves recognition for it. Also, with all the nerve endings in the skull, he clearly is willing to suffer for his art.

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Don't Pull Up

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We know this is supposed to be some type of glamor shot, but frankly, it also feels a bit like a horror flick that is one second away from the door flying open and sucking her out.

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No Wings for You

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When the pilot tells you that he is fresh out of golden wings and doesn't need a new co-pilot for the trip and you put on your cutest dress and everything.

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Payphones Still Exist?

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At least they were nice enough to say please. Don't disappoint the people who run the payphone with your real-life emergencies. Take it a few blocks down the row.

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Should Have Gone with Red Lights

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The poor currency exchange clerks who work in this office probably get quite a few unusual requests. We'd like to hear a few of them for our next list.

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This TSA Agent probably hasn't had lunch yet and is seriously considering how he could manage to hold onto what looks like a very enticing package of cookies.

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Youth is a Virtue

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These two flight attendants are young and inexperienced because if they had a few years under their belt there is no way they'd still look this good.

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Anti-Discriminatory Shoe-Shine

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Everyone gets treated equally at this shoeshine, even robots from out of space that look like they are droids. Actually, especially droids because clearly, they need a good oil and buff now and then.

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We Gotcha Kid

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If this foot was sitting on our armrest we would have pretty the same reaction. The difference is this kid can actually speak the truth without fear of retaliation, so get on it kid.

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Old-Fashioned Writer

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Look, we know hipsters like to look vintage, but this is taking things a little too far. We bet she works by candlelight as well.

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Wipe That Smile Off Your Face

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Yea, she's smiling now, but wait until she finishes a flight with two babies, a grumpy old man, a drunk, and Karen who wants everything just right. All flight attendants start off like this but quickly turn into Bertha.

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Tight Squeeze

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If you physically are taller than your seat it may be time to think about upgrading to business next time. This just looks like a backache waiting to happen.

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It's A Bird, It's a Plane…

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Look, the game isn't quite so funny when you are actually in an airport. Unless you have been up for 15 hours waiting on standby, at which point it really may be exciting to see your plane arrive.

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Spiders on a Plane

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That is not what you want to see when you are jammed into a seat on a plane. Let's all pray that this guy does not have a brother or sister lurking nearby.

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Kick Back and Relax

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This guy has taught us a very important travel hack. Always carry on the chair and check your luggage so you never have to wait in a plastic airport chair.

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TSA Dream

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Look, TSA people probably have to inspect and interact with some of the ugliest people on a daily basis. You can't blame them for getting a little excited when someone who actually bathed wanders through.

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Support Pig

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Some places cheer up travelers with trained dogs or street performers, other airports rely on pigs with leis to do the job for them. This guy is just glad he isn't bacon.

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Granny is Always Happy

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The only person who smiles during a body scan is Granny on her way to Vegas to play the slots. There is simply nothing that is going to keep her down.

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Pretty in Pink

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From this angle, we can't tell if this guy is wearing a pink mini-skirt or pink shorts. Frankly, at this point, we don't think it even matters.

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Tony the Tiger

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The airport sucks the energy out of just about everyone. Look at poor Tony, he can barely keep his head up after a day of traveling.

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Miley Wanna-Bes

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This wouldn't fly these days given everyone has to wear face masks, and most people would prefer it if they didn't get licked while flying home.

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Standby Woes

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Long layovers stink, but this guy has clearly flown enough to become a pro at setting up the perfect napping situation. Investing in a sleep mask might be a bit easier though.

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Leashes at the Airport

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Airport signage does demand that all animals be on leashes, so we think this mother has a perfect idea even if the execution isn't as pretty.

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Polly Want a Pretzel?

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This is just another piece of proof that pretty girls can do just about anything. Do you really think that an old burly man would be allowed to fly with his parrot?

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TSA Nightmares

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Look, we get why it has to happen, but frankly, no one wants to be part of this. Including the TSA agent who has his head turned away wishing he had gotten the promotion last year.

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Dress Code Much?

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We know people tend to get a bit lazy dressing for air travel, but surely this woman knows that shirts and shoes are required to fly.

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Overnight Layover Champ

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This person is our hero. While everyone else is trying their best to get comfortable on plastic chairs, this dude really maximized his carry-on essentials.

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Hidden Blessings

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There has been a lot of uproar over face mask requirements, but everyone sitting near this dude on the plane is going to be thankful they have theirs to protect them from this noxious odor.

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Everyone Hates TSA

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We aren't sure what is happening, but this guy is not a fan. TSA is known for pushing its boundaries sometimes, and it looks like this body search has gone a little too far.

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That's One Way to Avoid the Body Search

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This lady should have gotten to skip the metal detector because clearly, she is not hiding one thing anywhere on her body.

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Frequent Flyer Upgrade

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Fly enough and you will come up with some clever hacks, like this genius who figured out the best way to fly and indulge hands-free.

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Is That Hydrant Taken?

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Hey, even furry passengers have to use the restroom sometimes. This airport has clearly taken amazing steps to make sure they accommodate the needs of all passengers.

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When the Congo Line Travels

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This must be what luxury assisted living looks like, trips to the tropics as a group. Except the tropics are West Michigan and your prize is not dying.

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Meet the AutoFrisk

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Different countries have different takes on airport security. This one clearly takes a bit more lightly. Don't let the machine get too handsy there honey.

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Empowering Women Everywhere

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We love this picture of a female pilot who proves that females can do more than just work as flight attendants. Keep up the good work.

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Flying While Married

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If this picture is not the perfect description of marriage after 25 years then we don't know what is. So long as everyone is happy let it ride.

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Late Night Snooze

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Technically his seat and tray are in an upright position, but he certainly isn't. It's a technicality but looks like it's good enough to pass.

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Fast-Pass Through TSA

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Clearly, this guy is tired of missing flights because of long lines at security so he is sidestepping the process and making sure no one stops him.

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It's a Party

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These two make grabbing a snooze on a flight look like a party. Life is short, might as well enjoy it while you can, even if that means letting some stranger use you as an armrest.

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That's One Great Uniform

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Okay, so no one is really looking at that uniform. Still, who knew that Jessica Bunny's dimensions were possible to achieve in real life?

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Sushi Luggage Condoms

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Whoever had this idea is a genius. All it takes is one luggage condom to protect your suitcase and make it easy to find after your flight. Win-win.

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3 Out of 4

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Repeat after us, "the seat is not a footrest." Frankly, why people think they can put their feet anywhere they want is absurd, but what we really can't figure out is where is the 4th?

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Getting Cozy

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It's nice that this couple was able to settle down and relax on their flight, but next time she may want to opt for a pair of longer PJ shorts.

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Busta Move

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This airport worker clearly has the coolest call number ever. We wonder if this vest is a hot commodity in the airport locker room.

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Simply Bananas

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This warning sign is clearly the most clever sign we have ever seen. Visually alerting people to a slip risk by actually putting out a slip risk is golden.

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Honestly, this looks like a clever advertisement for an airline more like it looks like a spontaneous snap. Either way, we are on board with the idea of boarding a flight with these lovely ladies.

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Grill to Go

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Hey, everyone has to eat. These guys are clearly working on a healthier way to prepare fresh food for their lunch break to save money on airport food.

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Charge on the Go

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Look, when your phone is at 1% you will do just about anything to keep it going, even if that one thing involves balancing it perilously on your head.

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Honesty Matters

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This lady clearly believes in transparency, and if she does in fact have all of those things in that tote, then it is a magic tote because there is hardly any visible bulk.

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Passive- Aggressive Much?

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We have a strong feeling that this sister might be the reason why Kirsten ended up in rehab to start with. Way to be supportive there sis.

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Partners in Snooze

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His daddy-daughter photo is heartwarming and amusing because clearly sleeping with your mouth open is an inherited trait. Our only question is who's watching their stuff?

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Belly Ring Problems

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TSA is not a big fan of piercings, because most of the time they result in situations like this where just about everyone is uncomfortable. Of course, there are worse places to have pierced than your belly.

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99 Bottles on the Plane…

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This flight attendant missed the memo about not over-serving customers, but luckily this guy appears to be a snoozy drunk instead of a messy one.

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This is What Private Buys You

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Clearly, this flight attendant is ready to serve, and we imagine that the first-class private life comes with a few perks of its own. We will never know, but if you are lucky you might!

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